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Proof the All Blacks Got Away With Murder!

Welcome to the age of FAKE RUGBY! Just as I’ve been saying for like, literally years, the referees are giving the All Blacks a free ride by deliberately turning a blind eye to their on-field indiscretions while simultaneously penalising their opponents mercilessly to ensure that World Rugbytainment Cartel’s preciousssss marketing gimmick remains unoppossed as their…

By Belson Keating 24th Sep 2019 Off

How Richie McCaw RUINED My Christmas!

Greetings boys and Happy 2019 – if such a thing is even possible after the horrible festive season I just endured! In an entirely unexpected twist of fate, the final week of last year ended in Cartel-created catastrophe….and it’s all Richie McCaw’s fault! Gather around broskis, because boy does Uncle Belson have a story for…

By Belson Keating 5th Jan 2019 Off

Boks VANQUISH All Blacks 36-34!

The magnificent hulking green Springboks have VANQUISHED the Evil All Pacific empire and its Cartel ref Nigel Owens. Old Owens, aka the “Welsh Kiwi”, did his utmost to keep his precioussssssss All Pacific in the game. In a farcical display of rugby insanity he blatantly ignored the fact that BOTH the All Black’s opening tries…

By Belson Keating 15th Sep 2018 Off

God Destroy NZ’s Anthem!

American singer Chrystal Collins has got New Zealanders in an an absolute tizz for butchering their precioussss national anthem – or enthem as the Kiwis call it – live on international television. The Kiwi FAKE NEWS media are already calling it the worst rendition of New Zealand’s national song at a sporting event EVER! Well…

By Belson Keating 26th Jun 2018 Off

The Belson News Network is Born!

HAHAHAHAHAhahahahahahahaaaaa!!! Greetings bitches! After warning you for like, literally years that I was going to do something BIGLY to strike the fear of the God Emperor into the ice cold hearts of the Cartel, I have finally done it! In deference to the God Emperor (peace be upon Him) I have waited until one day…

By Belson Keating 15th Jun 2018 Off