Eddie Jones Picks Kiwi Vampire to Attack Boks!

Yes folks, you read that correctly. The wily old dingo that is Eddie Jones has gone and picked a legit, Kiwi Vampire to attack the Boks where they’re most vulnerable…on the field of play! I’ve always thought there was something strange about Brad “Fake Pom” Shields. Yes, I know….like all Kiwis, his eyes are a…

By Belson Keating 15th Jun 2018 Off

The Belson News Network is Born!

HAHAHAHAHAhahahahahahahaaaaa!!! Greetings bitches! After warning you for like, literally years that I was going to do something BIGLY to strike the fear of the God Emperor into the ice cold hearts of the Cartel, I have finally done it! In deference to the God Emperor (peace be upon Him) I have waited until one day…

By Belson Keating 15th Jun 2018 Off