God Destroy NZ’s Anthem!
American singer Chrystal Collins has got New Zealanders in an an absolute tizz for butchering their precioussss national anthem – or enthem as the Kiwis call it – live on international television. The Kiwi FAKE NEWS media are already calling it the worst rendition of New Zealand’s national song at a sporting event EVER! Well chaps, “worst” is a very subjective term. Some might say it’s entirely in the eye…or in this case ear…of the beer holder! Personally I thought the lovely Ms Collins showed real poise, panache and pronunciation to navigate her way through the linguistic minefield that is “Cartel Defend New Zealand”. Besides, it serves the Kiwis right for staging some crappy rugby league match between themselves and England in Denver, Colorado of all places. It was clearly a publicity stunt to get them to do the haka (again!) to an unsuspecting American TV audience. But I digress…someone give this woman a Bells! And don’t worry Chrystal. If the Kiwis give you any more grief about this just tell them: “YOU WUZ POISONED!!” Bwhahaahahahahahaaaaaaa!!!!