Boks PULVERIZE the Skirts!
The magnificent hulking green Springboks have dismantled the Skirts by 26 incredible points to 20, sending the precious little flowers of Scotland back to the drawing board to think again. Not even serial Bok hater and known Cartel agent, Romain Poite, could save the hapless haggis eaters from the brave warriors of Yarpie land. Handre Pollard sliced through the Skirts at will; Jessie Kriel bulldozed freckled fairies all night; Aphiwe Dyantyi danced around dumbfounded defenders; and Peter-Steph du Toit toyed with the opposition as if they were wearing dresses. Elton Janjies finally put the Scottish resistance out of its misery by signing its death warrant with a full ten minutes to spare compliments of a magnificent green penalty from close to the halfway line. It was the Mighty Boks seventh successive annihilation of Scotland on international television and one that tastes even better after a few brandies and coke!
(P.S. apparently some bloke called Hamish and his mate Horne scored tries for Scotland).