Aussie Sheilas Get SCAMMED!

Aussie Sheilas Get SCAMMED!

25th Aug 2018 Off By Belson Keating

Well folks, the Cheating Kiwis have a new trick! Their latest act of rugby malfeasance involves getting their players to run on to Aaron Smith’s blatant forward passes from the base of the ruck. Old Aaron was so forward you’d have sworn he’d wondered into the female toilets at his local airport. In fact, this ploy worked so well they scored three tries off of it against the Aussies today, who went down 40-12 in Auckland. The poor Aussies must be wondering who to blame this time. Last week they tried to pin their loss on poor old Jaco Peyper but excuses are looking harder to come by this week for Chubby Cheika’s men in yellow. But of course, Aussies never disappoint! They’re now blaming Beauden Barrett, a man who played so well his parents must be cursing themselves for not naming him Belson! But not everybody can be perfect. Young Beauden managed to run in four tries against the Canary Yellows, a feat that deserves a swig of beer even if the first two of his four “tries” came off blatant Aaron Smith forward passes. But hey! It’s Cartel Favourite New Zealand we’re talking about here! It’s easy for forward passes to get lost among the blatant obstruction, jersey pulling, tripping, kicking, punching and who knows what else. In fact, the refs have such a long list of things they have to ignore when New Zealand plays that they are bound to get a bit mixed up. It wouldn’t be the Rugby SCAMpionship otherwise!

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