A Calm, Measured Response to the Bok Loss

A Calm, Measured Response to the Bok Loss

9th Sep 2018 Off By Belson Keating

Well chaps, I have deliberately waited for more than 24 hours after the Boks’ horrific 23-18 loss to Australia over the weekend so that I could apply my incredible mind and respond in a calm, measured and reasonable manner. After a day of painstaking analysis, careful deliberation and rational pontification, I can come to only one obvious conclusion….”WE WUZ JACKSONED!!!”

You guessed it boys! That evil kiwi ref Glen Jackson was behind this all! Jackson has always hated the Boks and obviously made sure that we wouldn’t win. I’m still working on uncovering the actual evidence to prove this but I definitely know it was him who was behind it all! Obviously being a crafty Kiwi he has covered his tracks rather well, but the old Belsonator will figure this one out in due course…don’t you worry about that.

Of course, good old Rassie “Flashcard” Erasmus has gone and claimed the Boks were stupid!

Well sure they were, but why can’t you just admit that “WE WUZ JACKSONED!!!??? I mean, how can you take Rasputin Erasmus seriously when he also claimed it’s going to be easier to prepare for the Cartel’s very own All Pacific than the ‘Strayan Dingo Dodgers? If you don’t believe me, just take a look at this:

Since Rassie wasn’t making much sense I decided to have a gander at what Bok fans were saying on Twitter. Unfortunately, the poor old Boks might want to stay off social media for a while. I haven’t seen such vitriol on Twitter since I challenged the Dalai Lama to an MMA match back in 2012. Just take a look at what my fellow Saffas had to say to my beloved Bokke:

  

  

 

Fortunately, I did discover at least one patriot among the traitorous rif raff.

What can I say? Probably a long lost son of mine…

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